In the Negro mission to Riot we’ve employed numerous strategies to make sure we are successful. No plan is to great or to small if it allows for our success at rioting. We’ve even gone to nature to make sure we’re successful. 

So for Step #14? Enter. BEES.

If you’ve read the LA Times Article you’ll see a story of a 90 year old man that was stung by thousands of bees. This would seem to be a random tragic event if you weren’t paying attention to one particular line.

“…vector control personnel believe that the bees were probably Africanized honey bees because of their aggressiveness.”

THATS RIGHT. WE TURNED THE BEES AGAINST YOU. BEES ARE RIOTING.

We figured that they were the only logical step in our plans for rioting. We were hoping you wouldn’t pick up on the new found Blackness of Bees in the past 20 years but you’ve noted their Africanization (probably with help from Glenn Beck! That masterful detective!) Yes, we’ve made the Bees aggressive just like WE’RE aggressive hence setting the stage for not only a Negro Riot but NEGRO ANIMAL RIOT. That’s right. We’re currently working on Africanized Dalmations, Africanized Horses, Africanized dolphins and Africanized camels. Some animals don’t adapt well to the africanizing process so it just comes out weird (we tried to Africanize Justin Timberlake. Didn’t work out.) 

SO BEWARE WHITE MAN. THE RIOTS ARE COMING. You better switch over to soy milk soon because SOON WE’LL HAVE AFRICANIZED COWS. That milk is gonna be thick as shit, son. AND SMOOTH AS A MUTHAFUCKA. Oh, and it’ll make you riot. VIVA LA RIOT! 

The Negro Rioting Plan thats been put in place is a terribly complicated strategy that has taken hundreds of thousands of Negroes to plan and thousands of years to come together. Sleeper agents, technological advances and an unwavering patience has been our friend on this path to finally achieving our rioting plans. Only one man has ever come close toppling our years of work to destroy then redistribute good earnest White folks wealth with epic rioting.

That man is the brilliant and perceptive Glenn Beck.

Glenn Beck has been our arch nemesis for years. His amazing detective skills has outed many of our operatives and leaked several plans to the world. Our only method of battling his spectacular abilities is to paint him as being a fucking crazy person who clearly doesn’t understand ANYTHING and is simply out to profit from fear mongering and race baiting.

But we Negroes know the truth.

We know this man to be comprised of amazing moral fiber and his main concern is to save America. And since OUR main concern is to destroy America with some fantastic rioting we had to get him off national television. He couldn’t be allowed to continue like that lest we risk everything we’ve worked for crashing down upon us.

On his radio show recently he spoke of the impending race riots that are soon to come if Barack Obama isn’t re-elected. The part he hasn’t worked out yet is that the NEGROES have been working TIRELESSLY to make sure Obama DOESN’T get re-elected just so that we CAN riot!

The economic collapse? Negroes. Bush tax cuts? Negroes. The KFC Double Down? NEGROES. (We want White folk fat so when we riot they can’t do much about it.)

The Negro Riot Plan called for us to undo all of the good work the Republican party has been doing for the people of America. Trickle Down Economics—this indisputable and amazing economic theory has been undercut by all of our hard work. Jobs were created by the rich and the Negroes—in conjunction with other ethnics—have made sure NOT to take those jobs, continue to multiply, and lean on government services hopefully bankrupting it.

The incredibly high unemployment rate amongst Blacks has been hard to create. With so many jobs available and wealth just waiting for us—there are Negroes that have been tempted to just get a job and support themselves. But luckily a large enough group has remained diligent and maintained a lifestyle under the poverty line all so that we can finally come together and RIOT. In the meantime we will continue our smear campaign of Glenn Beck in hopes that America wont’ wake up and find out what we’re planning.

Seriously Glenn Beck. Stop snitching.

Street slang. Hip hop lingo. All of those “Yo, Yo“‘s and “Nah, son“‘s. You thought that Negroes actually talked like that? In an effort to continue communications and planning of the imminent rioting that Negroes will obviously do here in the United States we had to figure out ways to transfer vital information with out raising suspicions.

Hence the thirteenth step in the planning of rioting which will destroy White America: Negro Dialect. 

While some White’s do imitate the vernacular they don’t understand what they’re saying. It’s the equivalent to the tattoos that people get in different languages. They think they know what they’ve just permanently printed on their skin but that symbol that they think means “Strength” actually says “Powerful Shitter.” (Common mistake.) Some of our best agents that seem to be speaking in deep slang have actually been transmitting scientific breakthroughs to the different Black Power offices around the world. 

For instance, Waka Flocka Flame. To the average person he sounds like an idiot who was trained by a dumbass who was coached by a monkey with a speech impediment and was recovering from a lobotomy. His seeming lack of talent baffles yet people wonder why he’s so popular. We MADE him popular to get the MESSAGE out.

He’s actually a gifted linguist who has been tremendously helpful to the Black Riot Movement. His asinine songs were full of scientific formulas and coordinates (remember bitch-nigga, nigga, niner?) What on the surface seemed like idiotic misogynistic inane banter was actually a man doing the ultimate service for his people. 

Some things to look for when you listen to Black People talk.

Phrase: ”Nah, Nigga.” 

Translation: The supplies have arrived and the troops are awaiting orders. Hail JaShawn.(1)

Phrase: “Real Niggas Do Real Things”

Translation: The children have returned from prayer and are currently studying.

Phrase: “I’m just sayin’” 

Translation: The counter measures have been put in place. The White Man will feel our wrath.

(1) JaShawn - The True name of Jesus.

The word “Riot” is actually derived from the ancient African word “Tch’RiotingNegroesBeRiotingAndShit’lia” meaning “To take down the White Man and redistribute his wealth.”

We been planning this shit for YEARS, son.

It’s often stated that it’s rude to touch a Negro’s hair but White people constantly have the urge. Ever wonder why?

IT’S ENCHANTED. 

White people wouldn’t normally do something that’s just so completely and utterly rude. The invasion of personal space that comes with someone randomly touching your hair is unacceptable and should never happen but the NEGROES have cast a magical enchantment on their hair to make it irresistible. As mentioned in a previous post Black people founded Hogwartz₁ and are amazing magicians. The Allurum Negro-Hair-us spell has mystified for years. Then when a White person is drawn to it we act all angry. This will help with our justification of the rioting when the riots happen. We can point out that it was due to the constant other’ing and being treated as if we were some exotic puppy. 

But we’ll know what really happened.

₁Seriously. How OBVIOUS is it that Hogwartz was founded by Negroes? Gryffindor? Slytherin? Hufflepuff? These are ancient African gangs very much akin to the modern day Crips and Bloods.

Many people think that Michelle Bachmann is a bat-shit crazy woman from Minnesota who has an understanding of history akin to Rick Ross’ understanding of the Weight Watchers Calorie counter. This is a brilliant Negro scheme.

Michelle Bachmann’s real name is Latavia D. Greene. She volunteered to undergo hundreds of hours of surgery to take on the role of Rep. Bachmann after being drafted by the Black Power Science Lab from CIA Training. On the other hand, the man playing her husband is simply some Gay guy we found at a Bell Biv Devoe concert wearing a shirt saying “Do me Baby.” While she continues to feed certain sections of America stories of how Blacks and their Master’s during slavery got along really, really well the Negro Riot Plot™ continues to move forward. If Bachmann secures the GOP presidential nomination₁ the Negro riot plot will be ever closer to its climax where we shall finally destroy all the cool stuff White Folks earned through hard work and redistribute it to the lazy shiftless ethnics. After the riots the only people with nice things shall be PEOPLE WITH OUT SHIFT.

₁And no, Negroes won’t riot because Bachmann is a real person who cares about corporations more than the poor, has an incredibly skewed understanding of history,  genuinely shouldn’t be in any elected office and the mere concept of her being on the ballot of a major politcal party is a direct slap to our ancestors that died for us to have a better life.

ITS BECAUSE SHE’S PART OF THE NEGRO RIOT PLAN™ TOO!

Harry Potter was based on a True story. His name was HaShawn Potter Jackson. Black people founded Hogwartz.

J. K. Rowling took the story of HaShawn Potter Jackson and WHITE WASHED IT AS WHITE PEOPLE DO. Made HaShawn “Harry” & turned our beloved Hennessy into “Hermione.”

We are not amused. We will not allow this injustice to go unpunished. 

They say “the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that he didn’t exist.” The second greatest trick was him convincing us he wasn’t THE WHITE MAN. But seriously? The actual greatest trick ever played was played by a BLACK MAN. The Trick? The supposed perpetual lateness of the NEGRO.

C. P. Time (allegedly standing for Colored People Time) is the concept that Negroes are always late. Whether it be to some sort of an outing or their job—the stereotype states that Blacks will show up whenever they damn well feel like and it’s just the way it is. Different types of Negro call it different things (For Example: Jamaicans refer to it as “Soon Come”) To deal with a Negro is to understand that they will show up late.

Or so we would have you believe…

The stereotype of Blacks being late was actually a clever plan devised by the great Negro scientist Dr. John D. Seepeetyme. In the 1600’s it was decided it would be advantageous for the incredibly punctual Negro to appear to be always late so that we could STRIKE at the WHITE MAN with an amazingly planned RIOT and they wouldn’t see it coming. Dr. Seepeetyme’s work melded the bending of the space time continuum and the dark magiks. After his brief tenure teaching the effect magic has during time travel at Hogwartz (1) he found the perfect mix of science and wizardry and was able to successfully cast the Expectum Seepeetyme Patronus. Black folks have seemingly been “LATE” ever since. 

But we’re on time, my friend. On time and READY TO RIOT.

(1) Yes, Black People created Time Travel.

The plan? Make him famous. That. Is. It. He’s not important or anything. He’s just here to distract White people while we plan. <insert maniacal laugh>

Did u think Blacks actually LIKED Soulja Boy? He was born specifically to distract Whites from our Black Power Science Lab₁. The Negro has a remote control car platinum chain. WHAT IDIOT WOULD HAVE THAT?

A distracting idiot! And you fell for it.

1The Black Power Science Lab was founded in 1. The actual year “1”. Right after they Killed JaShawn. (WHITE MAN changed his name to Jesus)

#WatchTheThrone—Thought Jay & Kanye were just rappin about being rich for NO reason? Every time they say “Bitch” or “Nigga” its coordinates.